with your own penis?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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