I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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