talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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