Cold hands, warm shart.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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