No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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