What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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