Kiss
Puke
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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