hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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