so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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