But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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