There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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