Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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