38 yer olds are good kisserssss
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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