I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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