Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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