Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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