yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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