after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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