Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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