Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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