Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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