I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
