i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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