even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
