is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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