her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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