these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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