You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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