I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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