but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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