Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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