I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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