can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Still dying that you shit outside
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
