porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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