we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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