the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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