That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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