dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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