Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
