I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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