I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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