yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
