She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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