if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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