lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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