Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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