no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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