thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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