dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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