I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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