He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
What drink are we having for lunch?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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